The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
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Looking for: Full art biblically accurate or, if a fart is too much to ask, golden lost in the sauce.
The studio gets its first holiday makeover... including a little Triforce magic. (12/11/23)
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... on a perfectly octagonal, very tasty cake with just the right amount of salt. (10/13/23)
4 / 64
Mmm, carcinogens.
5 / 10
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
2 / 10
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
1 / 10
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
5 / 10
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invicible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
5 / 10
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
20 / 20
The key to any boss fight starts with the water bottle by your desk. But is it real, or just a myth?
10 / 20
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
3 / 25
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
6 / 25
Legally speaking...
2 / 25
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
24 / 25
The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
9 / 25
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
10 / 25
Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
18 / 25
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
34 / 50
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
14 / 50
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
11 / 50
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
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An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
13 / 50
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
7 / 50
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
39 / 50
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
16 / 50
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
23 / 50
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
5 / 50
The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
36 / 50
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
48 / 50
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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