
Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
60 / 100
Looking for: Im just here for a good time
This legendary dragon has pectorals the size of semitruck... and a head the size of a hotwheel.
14 / 39
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
2 / 5
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
4 / 50
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
42 / 50
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
47 / 50
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
19 / 100
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
93 / 100
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
68 / 100
For the frisky-minded among us.
10 / 100
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
23 / 100