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The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
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Looking for: If I cast a DC 15 Suggestion, do you think that the pack will give me BG3 cards?
Go touch some grass, do your homework, go back to school, your mother doesn't love you, watch out for campfires.
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Momdigestion makes her stream debut, and a structurally sound gingerbread house too.
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The Indis start off with a bang; the Indigestion family gains a third.
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A closet turd and shower pizza. A picture of Tongle and half a mustache. A fever dream and the greatest gift.
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The studio gets its first holiday makeover... including a little Triforce magic. (12/11/23)
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... on a perfectly octagonal, very tasty cake with just the right amount of salt. (10/13/23)
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The worst kept secret feature of all time.
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The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
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Let's Ryan's father be a cautionary tale for us all. Use protection, kids.
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Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
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In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
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The key to any boss fight starts with the water bottle by your desk. But is it real, or just a myth?
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The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
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Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
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A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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When two consenting adults love each other very much...
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Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
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It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
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In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
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A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
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The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
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The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
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The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
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All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
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