Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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Looking for: #13 Silver cards. Shit pack. Trading fodder. Anything really! <3
Go touch some grass, do your homework, go back to school, your mother doesn't love you, watch out for campfires.
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The Indis start off with a bang; the Indigestion family gains a third.
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A closet turd and shower pizza. A picture of Tongle and half a mustache. A fever dream and the greatest gift.
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The studio gets its first holiday makeover... including a little Triforce magic. (12/11/23)
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... on a perfectly octagonal, very tasty cake with just the right amount of salt. (10/13/23)
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Rumored, doubted, then finally... real.
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This legendary dragon has pectorals the size of semitruck... and a head the size of a hotwheel.
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The worst kept secret feature of all time.
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In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
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A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
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The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
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The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.
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The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
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All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
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The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
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I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
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In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
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Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
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Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
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Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
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A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
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The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.
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Legally speaking...
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Let Ryan's father be a cautionary tale for us all. Use protection, kids.
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The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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