Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
44 / 50
Looking for: Dogs Dogs Dogs! The important things in life.
The Indis start off with a bang; the Indigestion family gains a third.
30 / 148
A closet turd and shower pizza. A picture of Tongle and half a mustache. A fever dream and the greatest gift.
56 / 69
... on a perfectly octagonal, very tasty cake with just the right amount of salt. (10/13/23)
38 / 64
This legendary dragon has pectorals the size of semitruck... and a head the size of a hotwheel.
33 / 39
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
3 / 5
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
3 / 10
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
7 / 25
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
49 / 50
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
40 / 50
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
5 / 100
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
82 / 100
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
73 / 100
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
45 / 100
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
16 / 100