Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
20 / 20
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Indigestion
S2-1109
Season 2pack
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Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
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Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
4 / 5
Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
8 / 10
lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
4 / 10
!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
17 / 20
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
10 / 20
Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
16 / 20
Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
11 / 20
Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
12 / 20
lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
4 / 25
lilindSHATS
All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
6 / 25
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
4 / 50
Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
28 / 50
lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
9 / 50
Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
37 / 50
Socks of the Wild
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
12 / 50
The Great Treat Race
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
40 / 50
The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
39 / 50
Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies's motions set the dance floor aflame.
2 / 50
lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
19 / 50
lilindHUG
When the going gets tough, the lilind starts hugging.
41 / 50
lilindKINGS
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
9 / 50
lilindKINGS
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
10 / 50
lilindSHATS
All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
27 / 50
Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
18 / 50
Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
73 / 100
Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
4 / 100
H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
22 / 100
Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
55 / 100
Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
65 / 100