lilindCARDS
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
1 / 1
Looking for: That perfect Zillow listing.
... on a perfectly octagonal, very tasty cake with just the right amount of salt. (10/13/23)
64 / 64
Rumored, doubted, then finally... real.
7 / 40
The worst kept secret feature of all time.
23 / 61
Mmm, carcinogens.
5 / 5
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
4 / 5
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
3 / 5
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
3 / 10
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
5 / 10
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
1 / 10
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
8 / 10
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
1 / 20
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
9 / 20
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
11 / 20
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
16 / 20
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
14 / 20
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
14 / 20
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
20 / 20
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
2 / 20
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
9 / 20
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
7 / 20
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
18 / 25
When the going gets tough, the lilind starts hugging.
16 / 25
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
17 / 25
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
18 / 25
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
14 / 25
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
4 / 50
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
48 / 50
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
12 / 50
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
10 / 50
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
14 / 50