lilindCARDS
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
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Looking for: That perfect Zillow listing.
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10K FOR THE KIDS
*intensely twerking while making sustained eye contact to let you know I'm proud of you*
20 / 48
Adventure in the Screen
The best boys, the best gift, and an incredible journey through familiar worlds.
34 / 48
Billy Joel, Lord of Cinder
A journey of 582 deaths ends with a single plin plin plon of the piano.
28 / 62
Perfect Purple
... on a perfectly octagonal, very tasty cake with just the right amount of salt. (10/13/23)
64 / 64
PINKS DO EXIST
Rumored, doubted, then finally... real.
7 / 40
The Ultimate Betrayal
But was it pink? or purple?
19 / 57
Trade Me Daddy
The worst kept secret feature of all time.
23 / 61
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
5 / 5
lilindCARDS
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
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Minecraft Villager Noises
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
3 / 5
H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
3 / 10
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
5 / 10
lilindCARDS
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
1 / 10
Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
8 / 10
H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
1 / 20
Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
9 / 20
lilindCARDS
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
11 / 20
lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
7 / 20
Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
16 / 20
Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
14 / 20
The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
14 / 20
The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
20 / 20
The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
2 / 20
Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
9 / 20
War Crimes
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
7 / 20
lilindFRONTSEAT
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
18 / 25
lilindHUG
When the going gets tough, the lilind starts hugging.
16 / 25
lilindKINGS
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
17 / 25
lilindPOINTS
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
18 / 25
Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
14 / 25