Head Empty No Thoughts
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
3 / 3
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
3 / 3
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
2 / 5
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
7 / 10
The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
1 / 10
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
4 / 25
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
20 / 25
All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
2 / 25
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invicible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
16 / 25
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
2 / 25
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
46 / 50
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
40 / 50
The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.
42 / 50
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
16 / 50
The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
17 / 50
The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
18 / 50
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
8 / 50
All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
10 / 50
All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
47 / 50
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
14 / 50
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
35 / 50