Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
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Indigestion
S2-790
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Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies's motions set the dance floor aflame.
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First ever pink (ever)
lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
10 / 50
Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
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the real shit
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Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies's motions set the dance floor aflame.
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lilindPOINTS
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
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War Crimes
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
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lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
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lilindFRONTSEAT
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
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Compound Interest
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
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Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
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Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
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The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
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The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
8 / 10
lilindDISBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
10 / 10
lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
9 / 10
lilindSHATS
All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
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Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
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Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
19 / 20
Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
8 / 20
lilindBONK
For the frisky-minded among us.
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Minecraft Villager Noises
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
18 / 20
Pee Buff
The key to any boss fight starts with the water bottle by your desk. But is it real, or just a myth?
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The Great Treat Race
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
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Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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lilindDISBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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lilindFOCUS
The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
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lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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