Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
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10K FOR THE KIDS
*intensely twerking while making sustained eye contact to let you know I'm proud of you*
44 / 48
A Littler Indigestion
The Indis start off with a bang; the Indigestion family gains a third.
131 / 148
A Very Zelda Christmas
The studio gets its first holiday makeover... including a little Triforce magic. (12/11/23)
24 / 45
Mod Battle 2024
the first ever first annual to the death... with chairs.
16 / 45
Perfect Purple
... on a perfectly octagonal, very tasty cake with just the right amount of salt. (10/13/23)
11 / 64
The Ultimate Betrayal
But was it pink? or purple?
50 / 57
Trade Me Daddy
The worst kept secret feature of all time.
16 / 61
The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
2 / 10
lilindPOINTS
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
9 / 10
Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
14 / 20
lilindLUL
For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
16 / 20
lilindKINGS
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
9 / 25
Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
29 / 50
lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
10 / 50
lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
28 / 50
lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
49 / 50
Nemesis of all Nemesises
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
4 / 50
Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
70 / 100
H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
85 / 100
Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
42 / 100
Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
84 / 100
lilindBONK
For the frisky-minded among us.
23 / 100
Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
81 / 100
Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
11 / 100
Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
28 / 100
Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
40 / 100
Socks of the Wild
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
78 / 100
The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
34 / 100
The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
60 / 100
Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
89 / 100