
A Very Long Day
A closet turd and shower pizza. A picture of Tongle and half a mustache. A fever dream and the greatest gift.
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You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
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Let Ryan's father be a cautionary tale for us all. Use protection, kids.
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All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
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Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
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Legally speaking...
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The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
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Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
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It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
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Let Ryan's father be a cautionary tale for us all. Use protection, kids.
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The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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When the going gets tough, the lilind starts hugging.
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When the going gets tough, the lilind starts hugging.
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For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
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The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
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Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
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Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
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And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
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"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
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Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
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A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
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In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
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Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
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The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
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