Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
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A Littler Indigestion
The Indis start off with a bang; the Indigestion family gains a third.
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A Very Long Day
A closet turd and shower pizza. A picture of Tongle and half a mustache. A fever dream and the greatest gift.
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A Very Zelda Christmas
The studio gets its first holiday makeover... including a little Triforce magic. (12/11/23)
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Perfect Purple
... on a perfectly octagonal, very tasty cake with just the right amount of salt. (10/13/23)
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Small Eyes Black Dragon
This legendary dragon has pectorals the size of semitruck... and a head the size of a hotwheel.
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Trade Me Daddy
The worst kept secret feature of all time.
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lilindHUG
When the going gets tough, the lilind starts hugging.
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lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
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The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
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Head Empty No Thoughts
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
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lilindPOINTS
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
1 / 5
Compound Interest
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
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Minecraft Villager Noises
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
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!TAMA
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
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Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
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Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
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!TAMA
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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lilindFOCUS
The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
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lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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lilindKINGS
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
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lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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lilindSHATS
All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
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Nemesis of all Nemesises
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
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Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
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Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
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