Trade Me Daddy
The worst kept secret feature of all time.
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Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
1 / 5
Meg of the Wild
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
5 / 5
Nemesis of all Nemesises
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
4 / 5
Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
9 / 10
lilindHUG
When the going gets tough, the lilind starts hugging.
1 / 10
lilindKINGS
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
3 / 10
lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
7 / 10
Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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The Mines of Lore-ia
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
19 / 20
Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
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lilindDAD
Let Ryan's father be a cautionary tale for us all. Use protection, kids.
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lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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lilindPOINTS
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
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lilindSHATS
All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
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Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
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Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
23 / 50
The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
26 / 50
Head Empty No Thoughts
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
2 / 50
lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
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lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
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lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
31 / 50
lilindDAD
Let Ryan's father be a cautionary tale for us all. Use protection, kids.
25 / 50
lilindFOCUS
The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
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lilindFOCUS
The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
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lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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