H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
6 / 10
Looking for: adorable Rookie cards or anything with Our Gracious Queen.
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
7 / 10
Mmm, carcinogens.
23 / 50
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
49 / 50
Mmm, carcinogens.
90 / 100
For the frisky-minded among us.
33 / 100
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
47 / 100
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
26 / 100
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
44 / 100
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
49 / 100