Queen Meg
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
5 / 5
Looking for: PINK H
Go touch some grass, do your homework, go back to school, your mother doesn't love you, watch out for campfires.
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The Indis start off with a bang; the Indigestion family gains a third.
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... on a perfectly octagonal, very tasty cake with just the right amount of salt. (10/13/23)
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Rumored, doubted, then finally... real.
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The worst kept secret feature of all time.
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If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
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"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
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He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
5 / 5
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
4 / 5
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
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Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
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DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
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May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
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For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
5 / 10
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
5 / 10
The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
6 / 10
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
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May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
17 / 20
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
11 / 20
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
7 / 20
For the frisky-minded among us.
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In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
11 / 20
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
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For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
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He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
11 / 20
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
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Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
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The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.
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