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rj_thebardj
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Looking for: you to take me to your best friend's house, 'cause goin' 'round this roundabout (ooooh yeah) is making me really crave a spicy Marcus Everystar. And a grape Spindrift.
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A 13 year old 30 year old
Go touch some grass, do your homework, go back to school, your mother doesn't love you, watch out for campfires.
16 / 30
A Littler Indigestion
The Indis start off with a bang; the Indigestion family gains a third.
43 / 148
A Very Long Day
A closet turd and shower pizza. A picture of Tongle and half a mustache. A fever dream and the greatest gift.
63 / 69
Adventure in the Screen
The best boys, the best gift, and an incredible journey through familiar worlds.
24 / 48
Perfect Purple
... on a perfectly octagonal, very tasty cake with just the right amount of salt. (10/13/23)
36 / 64
PINKS DO EXIST
Rumored, doubted, then finally... real.
11 / 40
The Ultimate Betrayal
But was it pink? or purple?
25 / 57
Trade Me Daddy
The worst kept secret feature of all time.
20 / 61
lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
2 / 3
lilindPOINTS
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
2 / 3
Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
3 / 5
lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
3 / 5
lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
3 / 5
lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
4 / 5
Nemesis of all Nemesises
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
5 / 5
Sea of BOPs
And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
5 / 5
Socks of the Wild
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
7 / 10
The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
9 / 10
Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
1 / 10
Head Empty No Thoughts
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
5 / 10
lilindPOINTS
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
3 / 10
Meg of the Wild
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
8 / 10
Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
12 / 20
H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
19 / 20
Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
11 / 20
Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
5 / 25
lilindDISBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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lilindFRONTSEAT
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
12 / 25
lilindFRONTSEAT
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
22 / 25
lilindMEG
The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
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