The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
1 / 5
... on a perfectly octagonal, very tasty cake with just the right amount of salt. (10/13/23)
22 / 64
The key to any boss fight starts with the water bottle by your desk. But is it real, or just a myth?
3 / 10
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
1 / 10
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
8 / 25
Legally speaking...
22 / 25
The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
5 / 25
Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
5 / 25
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
18 / 50
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
38 / 50
The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.
22 / 50
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
15 / 50
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
30 / 50
Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
43 / 50
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
55 / 100
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
83 / 100
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
39 / 100
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
46 / 100
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
52 / 100
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
64 / 100