snailyLuke

A 13 year old 30 year old

Go touch some grass, do your homework, go back to school, your mother doesn't love you, watch out for campfires.

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A Littler Indigestion

The Indis start off with a bang; the Indigestion family gains a third.

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A Very Long Day

A closet turd and shower pizza. A picture of Tongle and half a mustache. A fever dream and the greatest gift.

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A Very Zelda Christmas

The studio gets its first holiday makeover... including a little Triforce magic. (12/11/23)

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Adventure in the Screen

The best boys, the best gift, and an incredible journey through familiar worlds.

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Billy Joel, Lord of Cinder

A journey of 582 deaths ends with a single plin plin plon of the piano.

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Mod Battle 2024

the first ever first annual to the death... with chairs.

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Perfect Purple

... on a perfectly octagonal, very tasty cake with just the right amount of salt. (10/13/23)

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The Ultimate Betrayal

But was it pink? or purple?

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Trade Me Daddy

The worst kept secret feature of all time.

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lilindDISBLIF

The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.

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lilindFRONTSEAT

The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.

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lilindMEG

The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.

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Hero Rookie

In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.

2 / 5

Marcus Everystar

A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.

5 / 5

The Tadpoles

Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.

5 / 5

lilindPOG

For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.

1 / 5

Sir Mark of Milquetoast

Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.

3 / 5

Fine Wood

You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...

9 / 10

lilindLUL

For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.

6 / 10

Socks of the Wild

Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.

1 / 10

The Proposal

You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.

6 / 10

lilindBLIF

The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.

10 / 10

lilindDAD

Let Ryan's father be a cautionary tale for us all. Use protection, kids.

9 / 10

lilindFOCUS

The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.

4 / 10

lilindPOINTS

Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!

2 / 10

Biblically Accurate

And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.

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H to tell your wife

Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.

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!TAMA

Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.

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