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Trade Me Daddy
The worst kept secret feature of all time.
36 / 61
Looking for: Gimmie all your Tongle. Idk, literally everything lmao
The worst kept secret feature of all time.
36 / 61
Mmm, carcinogens.
2 / 10
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
7 / 10
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
18 / 25
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
1 / 50
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
17 / 50
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
39 / 50
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
30 / 50
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
48 / 50
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
26 / 50
Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
12 / 50
Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
41 / 50
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
25 / 100
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
92 / 100
For the frisky-minded among us.
2 / 100
For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
90 / 100
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
95 / 100
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
94 / 100
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
98 / 100
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
74 / 100
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
93 / 100