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Let Ryan's father be a cautionary tale for us all. Use protection, kids.
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Let Ryan's father be a cautionary tale for us all. Use protection, kids.
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On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
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Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
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A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
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A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
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The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
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The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
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In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
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The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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When the going gets tough, the lilind starts hugging.
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The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
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The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
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The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
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The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
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And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
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Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
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