Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
9 / 20
Ajnaeckros
I'm looking forStill looking for everything (but the Proposal is cute and it was a hilarious moment)
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Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
15 / 20
lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
40 / 50
Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
33 / 50
Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
46 / 100
Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
47 / 100
Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
53 / 100
lilindCARDS
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
35 / 100
Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
1 / 100
Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
79 / 100
Queen Meg
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
74 / 100
Socks of the Wild
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
63 / 100
The Great Treat Race
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
39 / 100
The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
55 / 100
The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
92 / 100
Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
27 / 100