
Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
11 / 100

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And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
2 / 5
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
8 / 10
For the frisky-minded among us.
9 / 10
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
4 / 50
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
42 / 50
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
47 / 50
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
45 / 50
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
19 / 100
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
35 / 100
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
93 / 100
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
9 / 100
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
100 / 100
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
68 / 100
For the frisky-minded among us.
10 / 100
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
60 / 100
The key to any boss fight starts with the water bottle by your desk. But is it real, or just a myth?
64 / 100
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
41 / 100
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
53 / 100
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
55 / 100
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
62 / 100
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
77 / 100
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
23 / 100
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
37 / 100
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
70 / 100