Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
4 / 5
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Indigestion
S2-781
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Indigestion
S2-822
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Indigestion
S2-811
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Indigestion
S2-821
Season 2pack
Indigestion
S2-785
Season 2pack
Indigestion
S2-772
Season 2pack
Indigestion
S2-803
Season 2pack
Indigestion
S2-806
Season 2pack
Indigestion
S2-763
Season 2pack
Indigestion
S2-818
Season 2pack
Indigestion
S2-827
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Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
7 / 10
Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
10 / 10
Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
6 / 10
Pee Buff
The key to any boss fight starts with the water bottle by your desk. But is it real, or just a myth?
4 / 10
The Mines of Lore-ia
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
6 / 10
lilindBONK
For the frisky-minded among us.
12 / 20
lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
8 / 20
Socks of the Wild
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
17 / 20
The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
18 / 20
Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
10 / 20
Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
27 / 50
Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
27 / 50
Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
27 / 50
Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
45 / 50
lilindCARDS
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
35 / 50
Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
11 / 50
Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
43 / 50
The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
8 / 50
The Great Treat Race
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
28 / 50
The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
41 / 50
War Crimes
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
48 / 50
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
91 / 100
Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
63 / 100
H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
21 / 100
H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
72 / 100
Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
26 / 100
Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
4 / 100
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
27 / 100
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
31 / 100