The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
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lilindFRONTSEAT
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
5 / 5
lilindLUL
For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
4 / 10
lilindDAD
Let's Ryan's father be a cautionary tale for us all. Use protection, kids.
5 / 10
lilindPOINTS
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
8 / 10
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
8 / 20
Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
3 / 20
Pee Buff
The key to any boss fight starts with the water bottle by your desk. But is it real, or just a myth?
20 / 20
lilindMEG
The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
17 / 25
Meg of the Wild
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
24 / 25
Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
17 / 25
Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
41 / 50
Minecraft Villager Noises
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
9 / 50
The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
28 / 50
The Mines of Lore-ia
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
19 / 50
The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
35 / 50
Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
50 / 50
Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
26 / 50
Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
36 / 50
Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
19 / 50
Head Empty No Thoughts
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
18 / 50
lilindDISBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
41 / 50
lilindFOCUS
The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
26 / 50
lilindFRONTSEAT
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
40 / 50
lilindFRONTSEAT
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
44 / 50
lilindKINGS
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
44 / 50
lilindMEG
The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
13 / 50
lilindSHATS
All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
28 / 50
Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
31 / 50
Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
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Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
49 / 50