Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
7 / 10
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lilindMEG
The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
5 / 10
Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
18 / 20
lilindBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.
18 / 25
Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
25 / 50
Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
13 / 50
Queen Meg
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
39 / 50
Socks of the Wild
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
30 / 50
Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
1 / 50
Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
29 / 50
Nemesis of all Nemesises
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
50 / 50
Pinkies
The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
45 / 50
Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
75 / 100
Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
21 / 100
Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
66 / 100
Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
55 / 100
The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
78 / 100
The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
5 / 100
The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
100 / 100
Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
5 / 100