Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
17 / 20
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Minecraft Villager Noises
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
7 / 10
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
24 / 50
Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
50 / 50
Compound Interest
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
17 / 50
Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
7 / 50
Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
27 / 50
Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
15 / 50
lilindBONK
For the frisky-minded among us.
6 / 50
Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
43 / 50
Minecraft Villager Noises
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
29 / 50
The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
12 / 50
The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
15 / 50
The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
46 / 50
lilindBONK
For the frisky-minded among us.
67 / 100
lilindBONK
For the frisky-minded among us.
84 / 100
Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
93 / 100
Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
22 / 100
Minecraft Villager Noises
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
2 / 100
Minecraft Villager Noises
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
38 / 100
Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
82 / 100
Queen Meg
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
64 / 100
Socks of the Wild
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
14 / 100
The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
66 / 100
War Crimes
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
47 / 100