Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
1 / 10
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Indigestion
S2-1081
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Indigestion
S2-1082
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Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
2 / 5
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
2 / 10
Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
9 / 10
The Mines of Lore-ia
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
7 / 10
The Mines of Lore-ia
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
8 / 10
lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
9 / 10
Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
12 / 20
Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
11 / 20
Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
2 / 20
Socks of the Wild
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
18 / 20
!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
31 / 50
Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
2 / 50
Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
41 / 50
Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
6 / 50
Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
38 / 50
H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
42 / 50
lilindBONK
For the frisky-minded among us.
14 / 50
lilindCARDS
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
5 / 50
lilindLUL
For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
16 / 50
lilindLUL
For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
24 / 50
lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
22 / 50
Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
3 / 50
Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
4 / 50
Minecraft Villager Noises
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
20 / 50
Pee Buff
The key to any boss fight starts with the water bottle by your desk. But is it real, or just a myth?
42 / 50
Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
32 / 50
The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
38 / 50
The Great Treat Race
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
31 / 50
The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
46 / 50
The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
47 / 50