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Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
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!TAMA
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
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lilindPOINTS
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
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lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
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lilindDAD
Let Ryan's father be a cautionary tale for us all. Use protection, kids.
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lilindFRONTSEAT
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Sea of BOPs
And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
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Truth about the Banker
Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
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Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
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Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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Head Empty No Thoughts
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
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lilindBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.
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lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
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lilindDISBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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lilindFOCUS
The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
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lilindFRONTSEAT
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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lilindFRONTSEAT
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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lilindMEG
The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
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Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Sea of BOPs
And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
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Truth about the Banker
Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
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!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
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