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!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
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Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
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lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
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Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
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Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
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Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
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lilindHUG
When the going gets tough, the lilind starts hugging.
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lilindSHATS
All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
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Sea of BOPs
And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
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Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
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Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
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lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
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Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
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The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
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The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
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War Crimes
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
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Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
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lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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lilindKINGS
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
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lilindMEG
The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
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Meg of the Wild
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
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!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
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!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
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Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
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Compound Interest
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
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