Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
9 / 20
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Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
7 / 10
The Mines of Lore-ia
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
1 / 10
The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
14 / 20
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
6 / 50
lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
15 / 50
Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
92 / 100
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
64 / 100
lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
56 / 100
Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
35 / 100
Socks of the Wild
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
47 / 100