Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
9 / 10
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Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
9 / 10
Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
6 / 20
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
24 / 50
Good boys
Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
3 / 5
Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
9 / 10
Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
3 / 10
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Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
3 / 5
Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
3 / 10
Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
3 / 10
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
20 / 20
Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
15 / 20
Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
6 / 20
lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
5 / 20
Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
5 / 20
Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
6 / 20
Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
13 / 20
Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
18 / 20
!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
30 / 50
Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
27 / 50
Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
14 / 50
Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
30 / 50
H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
37 / 50
Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
7 / 50
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
24 / 50
lilindBONK
For the frisky-minded among us.
18 / 50
lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
41 / 50
Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
34 / 50
Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
46 / 50
War Crimes
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
49 / 50
!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
6 / 100
Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
34 / 100
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
85 / 100
Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
18 / 100
Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
95 / 100
Compound Interest
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
80 / 100
Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
48 / 100