Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
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Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
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Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
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Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
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Good boys
Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
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Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
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Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
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Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
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H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
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Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
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Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
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lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
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Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
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Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
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Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
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Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
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Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
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Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
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lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
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Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
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Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
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Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
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Queen Meg
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
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Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
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The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
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!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
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Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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Compound Interest
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
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Compound Interest
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
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Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
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Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
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Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
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Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
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Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
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Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
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H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
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