
Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
9 / 10
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Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
9 / 10
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
6 / 20
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
24 / 50
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
3 / 5
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
9 / 10
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
3 / 10
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
3 / 5
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
3 / 10
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
3 / 10
Mmm, carcinogens.
20 / 20
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
15 / 20
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
6 / 20
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
5 / 20
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
5 / 20
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
6 / 20
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
13 / 20
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
18 / 20
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
30 / 50
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
27 / 50
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
14 / 50
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
30 / 50
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
37 / 50
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
7 / 50
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
24 / 50
For the frisky-minded among us.
18 / 50
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
41 / 50
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
34 / 50
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
46 / 50
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
49 / 50
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
6 / 100
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
34 / 100
Mmm, carcinogens.
85 / 100
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
18 / 100
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
95 / 100
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
80 / 100
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
48 / 100