Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
9 / 10
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Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
7 / 10
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
14 / 20
Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
22 / 25
Truth about the Banker
Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
14 / 25
The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
44 / 50
Nemesis of all Nemesises
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
24 / 50
!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
43 / 100
Compound Interest
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
56 / 100
Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
16 / 100