
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
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Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
1 / 1
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
4 / 5
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
1 / 10
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
1 / 1
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
5 / 10
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
17 / 20
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
7 / 20
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
18 / 20
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
48 / 50
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
1 / 1
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
1 / 1
Mmm, carcinogens.
5 / 5
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
4 / 5
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
3 / 5
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
3 / 10
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
3 / 10
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
5 / 10
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
1 / 10
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
1 / 10
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
8 / 10
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
1 / 20
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
9 / 20
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
17 / 20
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
20 / 20
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
11 / 20
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
13 / 20
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
18 / 20
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
6 / 20
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
7 / 20
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
16 / 20
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
14 / 20
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
14 / 20
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
9 / 20
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
20 / 20
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
2 / 20
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
9 / 20
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
7 / 20
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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When the going gets tough, the lilind starts hugging.
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