
Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
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"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
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Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
13 / 20

For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
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Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
16 / 20

The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
12 / 20

Mmm, carcinogens.
25 / 50

Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
48 / 50

May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
12 / 50

A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
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I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
27 / 50

Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
21 / 50

And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
69 / 100

"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
98 / 100

If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
85 / 100

Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
69 / 100

For the frisky-minded among us.
7 / 100

A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
96 / 100

Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
27 / 100

He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
19 / 100

An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
78 / 100