
lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
20 / 100
I'm looking forSauce, gods, tongle
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
4 / 5
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
4 / 5
And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
2 / 5
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
1 / 5
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
7 / 10
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
5 / 10
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
16 / 20
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
5 / 20
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
16 / 25
The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
14 / 25
Mmm, carcinogens.
37 / 50
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
24 / 50
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
26 / 50
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
28 / 50
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
1 / 50
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
11 / 50
Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
26 / 50
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
74 / 100
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
50 / 100
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
52 / 100
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
44 / 100
For the frisky-minded among us.
60 / 100
For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
46 / 100
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
32 / 100
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
57 / 100