Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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Icelos420
collections
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Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
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Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
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Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
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Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
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Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
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Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
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lilindCARDS
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
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lilindLUL
For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
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Minecraft Villager Noises
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
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Queen Meg
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
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Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
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Socks of the Wild
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
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The Mines of Lore-ia
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
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War Crimes
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
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Compound Interest
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
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Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
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Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
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Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
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The Great Treat Race
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
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Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
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The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
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Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
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Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
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!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
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