
The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
2 / 10
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I'm looking fora fart, because who shits without a fart

Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
2 / 10

Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
9 / 10

Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
4 / 10

And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
2 / 20

Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
14 / 20

For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
16 / 20

The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
9 / 25

DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
47 / 50

Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
8 / 50

They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
16 / 50

When two consenting adults love each other very much...
29 / 50

The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
18 / 50

Legally speaking...
10 / 50

The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
28 / 50

The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
49 / 50

Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
4 / 50

If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
70 / 100

Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
85 / 100

May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
42 / 100

They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
84 / 100

For the frisky-minded among us.
23 / 100

I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
81 / 100

A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
11 / 100

The key to any boss fight starts with the water bottle by your desk. But is it real, or just a myth?
97 / 100

For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
28 / 100

Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
40 / 100

Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
78 / 100


It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
34 / 100

You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
60 / 100

Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
89 / 100