H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
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Minecraft Villager Noises
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
5 / 5
The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
5 / 5
The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
4 / 5
lilindDISBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
3 / 5
lilindMEG
The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
3 / 5
Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
5 / 10
lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
8 / 10
lilindCARDS
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
15 / 20
lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
16 / 20
War Crimes
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
3 / 20
!TAMA
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
14 / 25
lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
15 / 25
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
4 / 50
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
21 / 50
Compound Interest
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
39 / 50
Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
7 / 50
Socks of the Wild
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
32 / 50
The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
15 / 50
The Mines of Lore-ia
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
4 / 50
The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
5 / 50
Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
10 / 50
lilindFRONTSEAT
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
30 / 50
lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
23 / 50
Meg of the Wild
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
25 / 50
Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
10 / 50
Sea of BOPs
And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
49 / 50
!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
48 / 100
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
11 / 100
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
77 / 100
Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
77 / 100