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Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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Sea of BOPs
And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
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Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
9 / 10
Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
8 / 10
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
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Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
16 / 20
The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
8 / 20
!TAMA
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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lilindDAD
Let Ryan's father be a cautionary tale for us all. Use protection, kids.
18 / 25
lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
11 / 25
Truth about the Banker
Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
22 / 25
Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
45 / 50
The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
50 / 50
!TAMA
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
6 / 50
Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
47 / 50
Head Empty No Thoughts
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
46 / 50
lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
21 / 50
Nemesis of all Nemesises
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invicible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
40 / 50
Pinkies
The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
50 / 50
Sea of BOPs
And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
31 / 50
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
48 / 100
Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
89 / 100
The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
53 / 100
The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
54 / 100