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lilindDISBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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!TAMA
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
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Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
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Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
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Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
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!TAMA
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies's motions set the dance floor aflame.
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Head Empty No Thoughts
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
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lilindFOCUS
The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
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lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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lilindHUG
When the going gets tough, the lilind starts hugging.
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lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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lilindSHATS
All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
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Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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Compound Interest
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
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Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
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Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
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Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
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Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
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lilindDISBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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lilindFRONTSEAT
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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lilindMEG
The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
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Nemesis of all Nemesises
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invicible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
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