Meg of the Wild
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
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Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
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Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
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Pee Buff
The key to any boss fight starts with the water bottle by your desk. But is it real, or just a myth?
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Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
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Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
10 / 10
Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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lilindLUL
For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
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lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
2 / 10
Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
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Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
13 / 20
Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
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Queen Meg
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
1 / 20
The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
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Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
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Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
33 / 50
H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
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Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
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lilindCARDS
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
34 / 50
Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
50 / 50
Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
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The Great Treat Race
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
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Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
48 / 100
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
87 / 100
Compound Interest
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
72 / 100
Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
52 / 100
Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
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Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
90 / 100
H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
12 / 100
Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
81 / 100
Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
57 / 100