Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
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Adventure in the Screen
The best boys, the best gift, and an incredible journey through familiar worlds.
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Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
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Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
40 / 100
puppies!!
Meg of the Wild
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
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Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
13 / 25
Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
85 / 100
the breath of the wild
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
87 / 100
Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
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Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
87 / 100
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Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
41 / 50
Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
43 / 50
Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
42 / 50
duplicates for trade
Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
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Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
1 / 5
Pee Buff
The key to any boss fight starts with the water bottle by your desk. But is it real, or just a myth?
4 / 5
Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
1 / 5
Meg of the Wild
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
1 / 5
Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
10 / 10
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
6 / 10
Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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lilindLUL
For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
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lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
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Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
2 / 20
Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
19 / 20
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
16 / 20
Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
13 / 20
Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
1 / 20
Queen Meg
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
1 / 20
The Backseating Urge
It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
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Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
41 / 50
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
19 / 50
Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
37 / 50
Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
33 / 50
Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
43 / 50
H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
43 / 50
H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
46 / 50
Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
19 / 50
Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
46 / 50
Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
45 / 50
lilindBONK
For the frisky-minded among us.
43 / 50
lilindCARDS
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
32 / 50
lilindCARDS
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
34 / 50