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And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
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And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
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Behold, I am The Card, the God of all flesh.

The Indis start off with a bang; the Indigestion family gains a third.
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A closet turd and shower pizza. A picture of Tongle and half a mustache. A fever dream and the greatest gift.
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The studio gets its first holiday makeover... including a little Triforce magic. (12/11/23)
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Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
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Mmm, carcinogens.
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May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
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Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
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Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
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When the going gets tough, the lilind starts hugging.
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A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
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It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
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A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
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Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
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So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
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When two consenting adults love each other very much...
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Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
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Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
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You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
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Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
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In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
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Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
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For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
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Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
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The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
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For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
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Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
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A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
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Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
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Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
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And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
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