Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
4 / 5
Packs (4)
Indigestion
S2-786
Season 2pack
Locked.Cannot be opened.
Indigestion
S2-768
Season 2pack
Locked.Cannot be opened.
Indigestion
S2-1000
Season 2pack
Locked.Cannot be opened.
Indigestion
S2-1002
Season 2pack
Locked.Cannot be opened.
Collections
lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
2 / 3
lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
1 / 5
lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
1 / 10
my hearts
Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
8 / 20
Meg of the Wild
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
5 / 25
meg
Adventure in the Screen
The best boys, the best gift, and an incredible journey through familiar worlds.
1 / 48
lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
25 / 25
lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
45 / 50
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Cards
Filter
Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
1 / 1
Truth about the Banker
Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
1 / 1
lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
2 / 3
Nemesis of all Nemesises
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
2 / 3
Sea of BOPs
And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
2 / 3
Hearthian Headlights
They're blind, not deaf. THEY'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.
2 / 5
Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
4 / 5
Head Empty No Thoughts
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
2 / 5
lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
5 / 5
lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
1 / 5
Compound Interest
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
6 / 10
Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
4 / 10
Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
3 / 10
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
9 / 10
Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
6 / 10
Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
4 / 10
Pee Buff
The key to any boss fight starts with the water bottle by your desk. But is it real, or just a myth?
5 / 10
Queen Meg
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
5 / 10
The Mines of Lore-ia
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
5 / 10
War Crimes
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
3 / 10
Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
6 / 10
lilindBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.
9 / 10
lilindDISBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
9 / 10
lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
1 / 10
lilindHUG
When the going gets tough, the lilind starts hugging.
2 / 10
lilindSHATS
All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
1 / 10
Nemesis of all Nemesises
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invicible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
3 / 10
Sea of BOPs
And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
5 / 10
Truth about the Banker
Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
8 / 10
Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
19 / 20