
Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
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May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
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the best of pets and best of piggies

The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
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Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
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A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
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Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
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For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
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Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
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The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
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Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
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A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Mmm, carcinogens.
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May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
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For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
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Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
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Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
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The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
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If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
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Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
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May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
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In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
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Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
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For the frisky-minded among us.
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A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
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In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
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Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
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For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
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He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
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An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
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Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
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The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.
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