Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
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lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
4 / 5
lilindKINGS
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
1 / 5
Best Boys
Meg of the Wild
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
4 / 5
Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
3 / 5
Socks of the Wild
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
6 / 10
Cards of the Wild
things ryan wants
Cards
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Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
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Queen Meg
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
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lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
4 / 5
lilindKINGS
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
1 / 5
Meg of the Wild
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
4 / 5
Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
3 / 5
Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
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Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
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Socks of the Wild
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
6 / 10
Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
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Pinkies
The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
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Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
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H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
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Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
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Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
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Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
7 / 20
lilindBONK
For the frisky-minded among us.
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lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
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Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
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Minecraft Villager Noises
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
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Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
19 / 20
The Mines of Lore-ia
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
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War Crimes
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
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!TAMA
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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Head Empty No Thoughts
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
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lilindBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.
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lilindDISBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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lilindFOCUS
The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
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