lilindFRONTSEAT
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
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Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
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lilindPOINTS
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
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Meg of the Wild
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
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Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
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Truth about the Banker
Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
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Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
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Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
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Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
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Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
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Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
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lilindDISBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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lilindPOINTS
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
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Nemesis of all Nemesises
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
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!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
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Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
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Kingsley Rookie
Before he was regal, he was really small and regal.
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lilindBONK
For the frisky-minded among us.
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Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
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Minecraft Villager Noises
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
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Minecraft Villager Noises
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
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Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
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Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
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The Great Treat Race
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
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The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
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The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
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Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
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War Crimes
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
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