!TAMA
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
4 / 5
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Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
2 / 10
Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
1 / 20
Ryan Rookie
Before he was a nobody, he was... well, really a nobody.
9 / 20
The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
7 / 20
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
35 / 50
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
48 / 50
Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
36 / 50
lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
36 / 50
Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
9 / 50
lilindDISBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
1 / 50
lilindKINGS
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
43 / 50
lilindKINGS
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
50 / 50
Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
11 / 50
Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
58 / 100
Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
94 / 100
Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
50 / 100
Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
70 / 100
Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
6 / 100
Hamilton the Boar
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
89 / 100
Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
8 / 100
Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
51 / 100
Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
24 / 100
Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
88 / 100
The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
7 / 100