Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
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The Great Treat Race
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
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Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
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H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
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The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
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lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
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Nemesis of all Nemesises
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
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Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
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!TAMA
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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Bluebies
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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Head Empty No Thoughts
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
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lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
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lilindFOCUS
The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
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lilindFRONTSEAT
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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lilindHEART
The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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lilindHUG
When the going gets tough, the lilind starts hugging.
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lilindKINGS
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
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lilindMEG
The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
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lilindSHATS
All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
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Pinkies
The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
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Sea of BOPs
And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
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Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
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Truth about the Banker
Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
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Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
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lilindLUL
For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
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Queen Meg
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
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The Great Treat Race
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
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