
1 / 1
I'm looking foryou to take me to your best friend's house, 'cause goin' 'round this roundabout (ooooh yeah) is making me really crave a spicy Marcus Everystar. And a grape Spindrift.
Pinned
1 / 1
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
2 / 3
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
2 / 3
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
3 / 5
Legally speaking...
3 / 5
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
3 / 5
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
4 / 5
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
5 / 5
And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
5 / 5
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
7 / 10
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
9 / 10
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
1 / 10
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
5 / 10
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
3 / 10
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
8 / 10
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
12 / 20
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
19 / 20
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
11 / 20
In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
5 / 25
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
7 / 25
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
12 / 25
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
22 / 25
The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
3 / 25
The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
10 / 25
All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
20 / 25
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
3 / 25
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
18 / 25
The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
14 / 25
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
15 / 25
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
16 / 25
And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
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