Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
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Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
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Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
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!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
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Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
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Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
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H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
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Lost in the Sauce
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
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Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
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Queen Meg
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
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!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
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!Forest
DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
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Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
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Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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Compound Interest
So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
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Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
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Making Spaghetti
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
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Minecraft Villager Noises
Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
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Pee Buff
The key to any boss fight starts with the water bottle by your desk. But is it real, or just a myth?
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Queen Meg
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
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Socks of the Wild
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
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The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
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Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
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War Crimes
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
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Meg of the Wild
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
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Nemesis of all Nemesises
Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
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Pinkies
The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
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Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
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Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
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Creative Stalling
"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
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