
War Crimes
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
4 / 5
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An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
4 / 5
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
8 / 10
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
3 / 20
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
10 / 20
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
37 / 50
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
5 / 5
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
8 / 10
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
9 / 10
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
10 / 20
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
3 / 20
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
37 / 50
May he rest in pieces and live forever in our hearts and stomachs.
44 / 50
For the frisky-minded among us.
12 / 50
I feel as if I've been put in a jar and shaken up, tumbling upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
21 / 50
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
40 / 50
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
21 / 100
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
28 / 100
Is this meta? This is meta, isn't it.
25 / 100
For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
31 / 100
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
17 / 100
When two consenting adults love each other very much...
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When two consenting adults love each other very much...
22 / 100
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
30 / 100
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
40 / 100
The noon bell tolls, and the most devout parishioners make offerings to their gods.
48 / 100
He delved too deeply and paused the game too often to talk about the Lore that he found.
75 / 100
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
30 / 100
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
10 / 100
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
36 / 100